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108 secrets...

Usagi's other super powers.


"Did I scare you? Did I scare you? That's one of Mokona's 108 Secret Techniques! Super Dramatic Power!"

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle 4

This is a bit of a joke section, I admit — I got the idea from the Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle manga. A while after I read the above quote, I was thumbnailing a humorous set of images for one of my image galleries and started thinking of "secret techniques" one might apply to Usagi, master of a thousand embarassed expressions... and here they are! (I'm striving towards 108 but please forgive my starting smaller. ^^; )

Usagi's 108 secret techniques

1. Super Berserker Rage 2. Super Demonic Glare 3. Super Jem and the Holograms Impersonation* 4. Super Interpretive Dance 5. Super Full-Contact Curry Making
6. Super Miss Congeniality 7. Super First-Chair Protegé 8. Super Fist of the White Swan* 9. Super Rice-Eating Contest Champion 10. Super Cognitive Prowess
11. Super Rockettes Try-out Finalist* 12. Super Disguise* 13. Super Evil Twin 14. Super Possessive Jealousy 15. Super Secret Ninja Abilities
16. Super Subliminal Advertising* 17. Super Drinking-Game Chug-meister* 18. Super Intentional Self-Humiliation 19. Super Denial (Not Just A River In Egypt!)* 20. Super Inebriated Expertise
21. Super Electrified Hairstyle 22. Super Wimbledon Enthusiast 23. Super Freshly-Opened Can of Whoopass 24. Super Fountain of Tears 25. Super Aspiring College Dropout
26. Super Undercover Date Espionage 27. Super Progressive Disciplinarian* 28. Super Defensive Slam Dunk* 29. Super Immunity to Uber-Hot Men 30. Super Incognito Fashion Accessory*
31. Super Courageous Whining 32. Super Quick-Ignite™ Laser Stare 33. Super Unsolicited Meddling 34. Super Swan-like Grace 35. Super Late to School*

36-108 coming soon....

Endnotes

3. Does anyone remember the 1980s cartoon, Jem and the Holograms? No? [feels old]
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8. The "Fist of the White Swan" attack is performed by Mousse in Ranma 1/2, in which he smashes a swan-shaped training potty over the opponent's head. A tribute to my friend Lenneth, a Mousse fan.
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11. Sadly I cannot claim this caption, as it belongs to him who screencapped and coined it. A tribute to Devin DeGruyl and his wonderful (long-closed) site, The Sailor Moon Cel Gallery, where he remarked that Usagi must be trying out for the Rockettes (a famous Broadway dance troupe) in this particular image.
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12. "Super Disguise" is actually one of Mokona's 108 Secret Techniques, as revealed in Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle 5.
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16. Usagi is clutching a copy of Nakayoshi Magazine, which of course is where the Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon manga series debuted in 1991. Thank you, sponsor!
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17. Usagi is actually chugging a bottle of Ramune, famed for its ingenious marble-sealed bottle. Read more about Ramune at Wikipedia.org.
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19. This is a scene from the R season, in which Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Kamen are shocked (and highly embarassed) to learn that Chibiusa is their daughter from the far future. They look like they don't remember a thing..! ;)
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27. Yes, this is me bagging on "progressive" parenting. Amazingly, one well-timed spanking can cure a lot of ills. Of course, in Usagi's case, it also shot off Chibiusa's Moon Beam, but....
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28. OF COURSE I know Usagi isn't playing basketball, she's grabbing the Holy Moon Chalice... but if she WERE playing basketball, that's a heck of a slam she's in the middle of..! ;_; DE-FENSE [clap-clap] DE-FENSE.
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30. ...I wanted to call this one Super Hangover Remedy, ala Cheap Sunglasses by ZZ Top, but I don't want my visitors to think I think she's a LUSH or anything.... >>; (You guys ruin all my fun. ;P )
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35. Sorry, couldn't help myself. What to name this? Super Early Riser? Super Log-like Sleeping? Dunno, dunno....
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